"Oh no! Boiling acid!"

Is 'fart explosion' a thing?

Has anybody called him yet?!

Cinderella von Sexe

Plus he can hear better than a ronto! A ronto, you guys!

A couple people speculated that he stays there to brood on his injuries and keep himself hateful and strong in the Dark Side.

Yeah, his dong definitely got burned off.

They have faster than light star ships but no e-mail.

John Oliver is a monster and must be stopped.

Righto

Who am I thinking of?

Judging by his review in the New York Times, David O. Scott didn't realize it was a prequel until the end. I honestly don't know if anyone would enjoy it without having seen Star Wars, and maybe multiple times at that.

I would love to see a movie version of Castlevania, but I think it would
only work if it was made by Hammer Studios, Terrance Fisher and
Christopher Lee in 1963.

His old timey baseball segment is his finest moment.

Not everything needs to be about cops, doctors, lawyers, families, and hip young singles in New York or LA. Or cartoons where the characters use swears! Oh so edgy! Some of the best shows in the history have been about

I remember an AV Club review that called The Abominable Dr. Phibes, an enjoyably campy Vincent Price horror movie, "deeply anti-Semitic" without any context or follow up. Just dropped in the middle of the review. The only thing i can think of is there is a scene were a detective talks to a rabbi about the Biblical…

Plus he gave John Williams a chance to write "comical bumbling fat guy tuba music."

"Prohibition? They tried that in the movies and it didn't work!"

"He used to be a big shot!"

In Gone Girl, the protagonist describes himself as being inherently unlikable and looking like a douche bag, so I cracked up when they cast Ben Affleck in that role.