Skullmaster in the gritty (well grittier) Mighty Max reboot.

The F rated Av Club review and the comment section was hilarious though. One of my all time favorite articles on here. "Your smiles make the flowers bloom and your tits could knock a rhino sideways."

You can't start a sentence with "In the Negative Zone" and put the emphasis on in! Come on fellas, you're losing your heads here!

I can't speak for everyone, but dear Maria Bamford; I don't think you're an evil sell out for doing some goofy ads for Target a few years ago. I had no idea she badly she regrets doing those.

I know, I want an intense, gritty secret mission movie where everything goes sideways and they need to improvise, trick and blast their way out, with plenty of heroic sacrifice and determination. Something with a big body count, like Where Eagles Dare, the Dirty Dozen or the Wild Bunch, only with storm troopers…

So sweet, so bootiful, every day like a queen on her trone! She move, she move like a breeze. I can't seem to get her out of my dreams….

Zoom turned into Black Flash at the end, so that was pretty cool at least.

"We can't change the past, except when we really want to!"

"Indy…..let it go…."

Claremont wrote lots of strong, independent, powerful, well rounded, flawed female characters. He also had the tendency to constantly put them in bondage, fetish gear, placed under mind control and going through bodily transformations A LOT. While some of them were underage too.

"Professor X and Magneto are both father figures."

"Nor I, her!"
"*mockingly* Nor I, her! I doth declare myself to be stupid lady fart face!"
"Nice retort, did G. B. Shaw write that?"
"Did G. B. Shaw write that you're a stupid fart face?!"

"We don't discuss money. It's so gauche."

Parker Posey delivering that line and waving waffles around perfectly is just the height of comedy.

"We are truly blessed!"

Engage With Zorp

"She's SO cute!"

I did like that during the metapocalypse, we had a) a couple obliviously going on a midnight stroll through the city during the middle of an invasion of extra-dimensional super villains b) one of Zoom's minions committing a crime as piddly shit as purse snatching while the others are destroying buildings and attacking…

Maybe he hired the AV Club staff to edit?

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