Unless you're bullshittin', that's pretty fucking impressive!

Not sure, but it's something off The White Album.

Skeeter & Junebug's Bait & Tackle located in Goochland.

"Ah yes. Taking the ol' turdcutter to the hopper, eh?"

I'm going with carbuncle, twat, and Klingons.

Same age, and I Dream of Jeannie WAS the height of my human achievement.
Reagan, not so much.

Not worth it. The other prisoners won't have keytars.

Coming up next on a very special episode of "Ow. My Balls".

I've been following LSD interpretations very closely, while shutting out critical voices. Does that count?
Yes, yes it does.

I'm already in my bunk, thanks!

Kixx (from neighbors)

DC Cab's ain't gonna drive themselves, sucka!

Having grown up near Yorktown, VA, and visiting the battlefields and monuments there, I've always been aware that France was, and has been ever since, one of our staunchest allies. The names of the fallen French are all over the plaques and monuments there.
The American Revolution would have likely been lost, or at…

I'd vote for him, so long as one of his campaign promises is "I pledge to do a fart drive by on Cris Carter, while he talks about his playing time on the Eagles, once a week. It will be recorded, and each week we will see Mr. Carter go from laughing to nearly crying in 1.5 seconds".
Because Cris Carter and the Eagles…

I'll agree to the close second :)

I think the only celebrity dream I've ever had was that my old hometown of Newport News, VA was under attack from a bunch of tornadoes, and the lineup of the 1994 Houston Rockets (they won the finals that year, also the year I dreamed this) took refuge at my apartment. Totally bizarre.

GREMLINS!!!!

"Throw It Over the Hills and Far Away"

Good luck with year five, seriously. Kicking anything is a bitch, but I've heard benzo's are particularly rough. You can do it.

"He was so fucked up he jumped out the first story window!"