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Piss on the fire and call the dogs.

that's some solid advice. I think I hear Nintendo (or Netflix) calling my name as I type this.

That's the part I can't figure out about the whole debacle. They "knew" this coming. It wasn't some facebook flash mob thing. WHY weren't the state police on standby, if not the fucking National Guard? There's no fucking way they didn't know this shit would get ugly as fuck. Frankly, I'm amazed that there was

I'd look at from Rorschach's perspective. "I'm not stuck in there with him. He's stuck in here with me. And I get a say in what happens to this human skidmark!"
**Checks bank account on phone**
"Yes. Your honor, I'd love nothing more than to do my "civic duty" (snickers), and uh, uphold the US system (snickers) of

He'd best protect…well everything, really.
Even if goes to "Club Fed", as some posters are predicting, he's NOT gonna have a good time. I humbly predict that, just like pedophiles don't have an easy time in prison (even the most hardened criminal usually has a kid or two), I'd wager that a lot of people where he's

Meh, that ain't gonna matter much. This smug ass motherfucker likes to talk too much shit to ever truly be safe. Placing a bet on him getting shanked at a daycare center would be an easy money bet if you left him there long enough.
And yep, after recent events, it's goddamn beautiful to see some rich prick cocksucker

WOO HOO! I LOVE THE STONES!

No, maybe, and what?
Boogie Nights overrated? Huh? The movie is stuffed to the gills with great actors, performances, set designs, everything…should have been #1 on the list.

"We be clubbin'"

I'm a Lynch fan for sure, and I love Lost Highway, but I'd personally rank Fire Walk With Me over Lost Highway. FWWM is up there with Mulholland Drive & Eraserhead imho.

I liked how "Rocky Balboa" & "Rambo" both brought everything full circle, and imo at least, turned out FAR better than anyone thought they would be. Two soulful performances from a late period Stallone who hadn't shown that kind of range since "Cop Land".

Aw, man..no GameCube, Wii, or Wii U stuff?
Still, pretty fuckin' good collection.

If you were living where your avatar is located, that would have been the old Riverdale theatre :)

Nothing wrong with any of that. In fact that's pretty much my take on it all too. The only prequel that I thought was bad was AOtC, and I like the original three more of course, but they all have their strengths and weaknesses.
All the "Lucas raped my childhood" shit is, and always was, ridiculous. If you don't like

Lucky!!!

Hobo With A Shotgun

Fuckin' awesome. One for the archives, you magnificent bastard.

[gets shanked by the Hamburglar] "Robble robble"

I was picturing the Michelin Man.

Sweat Meat.