Hey, hey, hey. You left out Rev. Sharpton. Let's be inclusive here.

I agree with all that, and I'd add academia to the list as well. Exhibit A being Berkeley. Every time Black Bloc or antifa or whatever the fuck assholes are calling themselves shows up at one of those things and starts tearing shit up while dressed like ISIS thugs, you can almost see the numbers going up for the…

He got the SlapChop. From a hooker.

Greg IS dumber, but Bryant wins the smug asshole sweepstakes. Pick yer poison, I guess.

Oh, the hair doesn't bother me much, but for the love of god, take those fucking Oakley's off the BACK OF YOUR HEAD!!

Thanks, Univision!!!!

Hey, it can "always" be worse, right? Oh god….
As I was typing that, the thought occurred to me that if we continue down the Idiocracy timeline we're on, there's a good chance Bayless, Smith, or Sharpe could wind up as POTUS. My god, what have we done?

Oh dude, the condition they found Staley in was just fucking gruesome.
Alcohol's a tricky motherfucker. We tend to not think of it as a "drug", I guess because it's legal and so widely accepted, but it is, and it 'can' be every bit as a damaging to some people as heroin. Usually takes longer, less risk of accidental…

RIP Erin. You were way too young.
Very sad to read that last paragraph. Alcohol can be every bit as damaging as heroin to some people, and I include myself in that group.

I liked High Rise. There was something…Pythonesque about it. Just the absurdity of the situation.
I'm probably gonna watch Kill List this weekend, and then I want to check out A Field In England, which I've read is absolutely fuckin' batshit nuts. Count me in!

They found him at the crack of Dawn.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

I'll always remember the "not a cloud in the sky" thing. I live in SW Virginia, it had been a 'very' hot summer, and that was one of the first non-humid, non-wilting heat days in about 3 months. Beautiful fucking day. And then I turned on the TV.

At least Greg is better than Bryant. Oh god, now I see his face…..

Ohhhh, Wilbuuuuurrrr.

Irrational hatred of the Cowboys warms my heart too. Why do so many people invest their time hating a team that hasn't won it all in 22 fuckin' years? The goddamn Pats have won 5 in the last 16, and somehow they still come up "second" in the "team everybody hates" sweepstakes? What the fuck?
Disclaimer: Why yes, I…

Not a Sharpe fan, but he's better than Bayless teamed with S.A. Smith. That pairing threatened the very fabric of the universe.

The fuckin Dallas astroturf did his brain no favors. It's amazing Emmit Smith played on that shit as long as he did.

Oh, you bastard. I'd actually pushed that one out of my memory until now.

It looks like they stuck to "news" personalities. I was really expecting to see Skip Bayless or Stephen A. Smith included. That's my pick. One's endlessly sanctimonious, the other's eternally pissed off, and when they were together, it was a Resse's cup of horseshit. Fuck them and their 'hot takes'.

Eh, if ISIS or Al Qaeda had access to cruise missles, you don't think they'd use them?
I agree that flying a plane into a building is evil as opposed to cowardly, but I don't think drones or guided missiles are cowardly either. It's warfare. You use superior tech to minimize the damage to your side and maximize the…