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I absolutely do not like George Soros, so I'm glad I know this Jones dude is full of shit.
If Soros was somehow responsible for the quality of modern weed, I'd have no choice "but" to jump on the Soros bandwagon. I mean, fuck. You gotta have principles, ya know?

I'd have to include them both.
I always liked the original better, if only for the contrast between a big gorilla and little chimp. Plus, that theme for the underwater levels in DKC was just sublime.
Tropical Freeze on the Wii U is probably the best in the series, though. Just the right mix of retro/modern.

I'd LOVE Killer Instinct, but Rare's owned by MS, so I don't think it could happen.
I never liked the N64 sequel as much, mostly cuz they left out Riptor.

Cool Spot was fun as hell. I did a top 30 upthread, and totally forgot about that one AND Desert Strike.

Earthbound's most likely a lock. It's a wholly owned Nintendo property.

Oh shit! I forgot about Desert Strike! That game was kick ass.

Shit, I'd love the FX chip just for the super trippy level in Yoshi's Island. I'd go out of my way to 'touch fuzzy', particularly after I'd eaten….a power up.

(snarf) Wha…I wasn't asleep. Just resting my eyes. Allergy season.

It's weird how some of the games from that time period differed completely between the SNES and the Genesis, graphics aside. I remember the Jurassic Park games being wildly different, SNES being top down and Genesis being a side scroller.

I'll do one.
1. Super Mario World
2. Super Mario All-Stars
3. Yoshi's Island w/fx chip enhancement for "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy"
4. LOZ: Link To the Past
5. Final Fanstasy VI
6. Earthbound
7. Super Metroid
8. Chrono Trigger
9. Secret of Mana
10. Super Mario RPG
11. Super Punch Out!!
12. Illusion of Gaia
13. Sim City
14. Castlevania

Hmmm, I thought the original (not T.E.), had Thomas and Laimbeer as the Pistons?

I have pretty good memories of "The Illusion of Gaia", even if I didn't finish it.

That was funny as fuck. The shirtpockets & goggles did it.

It's the best thing Werner Herzog's ever done.

Right, and if it had been just Obama, I'd see the outrage a little more. But he was one of a bunch of heads of state, along with celebrities, who all fell for Valentine's plan.
I think if the movie had an ax to grind with Obama, it probably wouldn't have made its centerpiece be the complete and total slaughter of a

Holy fuck, I read those comments earlier, based on your recommendation, and….what the fuck? That was some serious puritanical scold bullshit.
If she'd offered a blowjob or vaginal sex, would that still be a problem? Why was the (probably unrealistic) offer of anal such a big deal? Would an offer of anal sex been

Site jumped shark.

Or, would you rather see Glazer launch himself over twenty schoolbuses on a Harley? I'm holding on that one.

I do agree with your comment. Not all of us guys are like that though. And I'm not talking about fetish type stuff, but all the men I know are "far" more tolerant of weight issues than women are.
What I mean to say, and I hope I don't fuck it up, is that the standard the fashion/entertainment industry has set for

I always liked the butterscotch dumdums meself.