It 'could' have been a thing a beauty, but goddamn. Did she leave a floater in his turd tank or what the fuck?

…uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!

Maybe because she was British? I don't fuckin' know. I can't keep up any more either. But yeah, he gets to the small intestine halfway through the interview. I kept wondering how he could breathe.

I'm thinking he's not a thinking person. Which is probably a good thing, all considered.

You made the right decision. The interview, combined with the header picture, was just….shit the bed worthy.

It'sh cambee too thangsh!!

1. "Hmmm, who is this person I've never heard of, whose opinion of music is so important they were picked by the esteemed AVC to pontificate?"
2. "Ha, I hate this stupid song as well, unknown interviewee"
3. "Holy shit, this sounds kind of personal. Perhaps the subject did something unspeakable to the interviewee's…

Says a good bit about the interviewer as well. She has brown hair so she's serious? What the shit is that?

This "has" to be some sort of nadir for this site, right? Please? Was that some sort of ironic exercise in showing us pleebs what the opposite of "woke" is? That was some nasty shit.

He needs to get his ass back to sleep.

I'm certainly guilty of the same, but ironically, reading this column over the years has helped me curb that impulse. I realized how petty and childish I must have sounded by doing the same thing most of these interviewees do.
Like you said, her music may not be for me, but it doesn't have to be. There's a fuckload…

"I mean, they couldn't even be bothered to write any fucking lyrics!"

That's…a really good idea! Hell, it could be a feature about stuff besides just music. Games, films, TV shows, etc. that the interviewee thinks is the best shit out there.

I remember that one too, but have no idea the subject or the song.

"Coming up next on a VERY special episode of 'Owwww, My Balls!!'"

Yep, it was pretty rank. Not only did dude blow the assholeometer to shit, it was probably the longest one they've put up.

How ya doin', Eliot? Blood pressure good?

Is the word you're looking for…..problematic, maybe? He sure did a lot of mansplaining for such a feminist.

Best thing this feature ever did is give us the immortal insult "it's like a fart in a moonsuit" from the Spin Doctors "Two Princes" hatesong.
Otherwise, completely agree.

I know. This guy is so over the top with this shit that I started feeling defensive for Trainor, someone whose music I def don't like much at all.
And he's really supposed to be comedian? I thought he was just some obscure indie musician like they usually have doing these things. Fuckin' wow.