[spits blood on desk] "Just gimme my fuckin' phone call.."

Pretty sure "Gangs of New York" is the answer to that one.

I'll pass on the bet, thanks. Something I just never have done. Got enough vices without taking up a new one.
And yes, the Giants & Packers are the two teams I'd rather not face.
I just think that the D was pretty meager the first half of the season, they've started to heat up recently. And don't forget about Sean…

You should stand next to him a big Flava Flave size clock.

As a Cowboys fan, that's the most gracious thing I've ever heard from another NFC East fan. Tip o the hat sir.
And while we're being civil, allow me to say the of the NFC teams we me face, your G Men is the squad that scares me the most. Good luck.

That's because he's got a fucking tank with afterburners for a running back. C'mon, of course he's not throwing 40 to 50 times a game.

Dallas D get 4 starting DB's back from injury. And you haven't paid attention to the pass rush they've finally discovered over the last month?
Also, to point 1, "somebody" has to be the first to do it. Why not Prescott?

Exact blueprint Dallas has followed. It's like a light bulb went off in Jones head and he remembered how they won those three SB's when he bought the team.

And it's gonna be so, sooo good!

[swings at golf ball, misses] "FARTS!" [misses again] "DOUBLE FARTS!!"

"IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me too.
Remember the old hatesong column about Spin Doctors "Two Princes" where the interviewee says that the song is like a "fart in a moonsuit"? That's what politics has become now. A Spin Doctors song, but somehow worse.

Make sure the envelope is sealed with Gorilla Glue ;)

Damn, I loved these nasty fuckin' things when I was a kid. Sadly, the last JitB in our area closed in around the time I was 12 or so. And as others have mentioned, yeah, it was the sauce.
Weirdly enough, Burger King had identical replicas of these for a couple of years. And yeah, they were just I remembered…

Finally got around to seeing this, and loved it. Intense as fuck, great 'twist' halfway through, and much, much better than last years Detroit set critical darling "It Follows".
That being said….I'm not the type of person who looks for flaws in films. But there's a pretty huge one in this,
POSSIBLE SPOILERS
Once the…

Gotta agree. As someone who would put be in the modern nomenclature of being a "rockist", the deaths of Page, Clapton, Beck, G. Allman, Winwood, Jagger, Watts, B. Wilson, McCartney, and on and on are gonna be hard.
But, thank the gods, we'll ALWAYS have Keef Richards. If you're immortal, then death isn't a fucking…

My theory on the "grouchy old person" thing is this:
It's nature's way of providing less (not more) anxiety about our collective impending doom.
You know the old saying about "the best music you ever heard was what you heard in your teens/early twenties"? It's that.
We all age naturally into a world that's constantly…

"I can wear a 'French Tickler' if i like. I'm a protestant!".
"Ooh, do go on".

C'mon Oates. If the Jets had a drummer that could hit the skins like Bonham, you'd have multiple hardware :)
Merry Christmas, Zeppelin (and Dallas Cowboys, and Grateful Dead) hating internet friend!

You won't find many Cowboys fans on this board, but I'm one of the few. Magical season this year, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it.
The defense is starting to come on strong, home field through the playoffs, first round bye, and thank you Santa Eli :)
That said, I hope they don't pull a repeat of 07 and take their…