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New Cult Canon ftw!!!

Can't follow you all the way to T3, but completely agree that the original IS just about the perfect action movie.

Agree totally.
After the first few shootouts in T2, it's obvious the only you're gonna beat this thing is by melting it, so luring it to a lava pit/steel foundry was gonna be the ending.
The first film's T800 was harder than nails, but it "could" be worn down IF you can stay alive/ahead of it/armed/and don't run out

I've always liked that about Russell. He's never seemed to full of himself to take parts that poked fun at his badass persona. "Big Trouble In Little China" and the second half of "Death Proof" come to mind.

I know, it's like "Better Off Dead", or "Easy Money". Heavy rotation on HBO back in the day, and now you never see it being played anymore. Fuckin' shame, all three of those movies are hidden gems.

Don't forget the scene at the begining where the couple keeps trying to haggle Russell down on the car they want, and he's like "I'll ask my boss, but he's not gonna like it". Cue Jack Warden crashing through the door in the midst of a heart attack: "Okay, okay, we'll take it!!"

Oh man, that's cuz it's one of the funniest movies ever made!
If the scene of conning the family into buying the shitty station wagon by getting the dog to play dead doesn't have you rolling on the fucking floor in tears, I don't know what would.
And the capper is the tailgate falling off as they're driving away and the

Every game company does this though, the large one's at least. Madden, Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed, Final Fantasy, GTA (I'm including the side story games and DLC), Street Fighter (!), just to name a few, are constantly leaned on bythe Co. that made them. Some of them have yearly updates (Madden, COD).
You get a

That made me laugh, thanks!

If they announce that, it'd be 1st day one console buy I will make in well over 15 years.

It's scary how quickly you get…assimilated to it though. After the 3rd day or so, I found myself looking forward to it cuz you're just fucking hungry.
I also figured out the "trading tray items for canteen products" economy. Since I was in there for 2 weeks, it wasn't really long enough to get my own shit from the

Best of luck to him. I hope he can get better.
That "don't go to jail" part? That's just sound advice. Shit sucks.

Confession time:
A few years back I did something VERY stupid (DUI), got caught, and wound up having to serve two weeks in a place (and I deserved it, and probably more, even though no one was hurt) where "food" was a very….well, it was called food, but that's about it.
The day I was released, a Waffle House was the

Voice of Gen X my fuckin' ass!!
Dude had lyrics like Dylan's skidmarks.

And still not a word about the worst to first, historic dual rookie led season of the Cowboys. If I didn't know better, I'd be inclined to think ya'll are getting a little scared.
S'okay though. I'd be scared too were I a fan of the popular teams on this site (Jets, Bills, Bears, Pats, Eagles, Giants, etc.). Jerrah

"Upon the following years passing, Joseph gave great praise and thanks upon Jesus for the Snap On socket set he received. 'Now HERE'S something I can use to support our family, and lo, it's totally bitchin'. Lifetime warranty and all. Good looking out Jesus!!' And the Messiah revealed it was bought with a Visa,

I think you and I probably agree more than we than we disagree, and that if we talked in person for 15 minutes, we would get along just fine.
I just wanted to say thanks for the reasoned response. We all have different backgrounds, and none of us can help what color, gender, or orientation we were born as. What we

When "racist!!" is the default insult to throw at anyone who happens to be white that 'may' disagree with your agenda, the word loses its meaning.
It used to be reserved for white supremecists, or card carrying members of the klan, but now it's thrown at anyone and everyone who disagrees with the proper 'progressive'

WTF is up Jeff Fisher's neverending story? Is it because he looks like a NASCAR driver?
From team to team, city to city, this dude's crap in coach form. When your head coach tells the punter in warm ups to try to kick the ball into the other teams scoreboard to draw a penalty, you know you're talking about some

Everyone, and I mean everyone, seemed to overlook the fact that last year the Panthers sched included a horrifically shitty NFC East, and an equally shitty NFC South. That's ten fairly easy wins right there. I don't remember which AFC division they played (AFC South?), but I wasn't as shocked as everyone else when