eh, for me anyway, ham just fucks it up. Gimme 2 slices of bread with margarine (I ain't havin' that mayonnaise shit, no matter how many times Hellman's tries to tell me it's good), a slice or two of sharp cheddar, or muenster (it melts real good), and a some tomato soup. It's on heavens own menu. Bonus points if…

Oh, I wanted like hell to love Hateful Eight, I the majority of the movie I did love. But I kept thinking there'd be a flashback sequence or some sort of reveal of what Jennifer Jason Leigh's character had done to deserve the abuse she took in the movie. Like, burned a schoolhouse full of kids alive, or something…

By all means, don't hold back, brah. Tell us how you 'really' feel.

I don't know, I graduated in 89, and high school was separated by "people who liked to get fucked up", and "people who didn't".
You'd find the prettiest preppie girl hanging out with the metalheads, and jocks hanging out with the hippies/Deadheads.

Fuckin' Floyd & Otis, gosh. Who'd ya' think?

Oh, I love the Stingray body, especially the early 70's models.
But something about the Firebird/Trans Am from 67 up until (but not including) the Knight Rider model just kills it for me. Especially the 67-69 models.
And yes, I cringe at the end of "Corvette Summer" when they fuck up the Trans Am the bad guy is…

I don't know if that's quite fair. The movie has some hokey beats, no doubt. But I thought Garfield did quite good. The accent was nearly identical to the real Desmond Doss, and as gobsmacked as most of the commenters on this site may find it, yes, there are still people in the US that talk that way. Don't know if…

Don't know if you've played the Wii U version of Kart, but they finally managed to dial that kind of shit back. You 'might' see 1 blue shell per race, a lot of times you don't see any at all. They also added an "airhorn" powerup that can neutralize the blue shells.
In other words, this may be the first Kart since the…

I think it might be more like:
"Tragedy today at Universal studios Orlando, when a rider on the new Mario Kart attraction had the unholy shit beaten out of him for beating the patron who had been in first place the entire race by blue shelling him on the last lap. Other riders watched the ghastly assault, shrugged,…

If Trump did that, then that means he's driving a totally bitching' 70 (71?) Firebird. I'd have taken that over the goofy lookin' Stingray any day of the week.

I know, right? I keep thinking they'll attempt to assassinate me by "trying" to overdose me on LSD, but no such luck.
"Don't threaten ME with a good time, CIA!!!"

Yeah, but "could have" and "did" are two different things.
With the first, the worst case scenario is a DUI, a little jail time, a bunch of money goin' to the state, and the hassle of a blow 'n go on your car(s).
With the second, it's (unless you're a celebrity) prison and a felony conviction.
Don't drink and drive,…

2050: "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!!!"

Wow sorry to hear that. That's rough, and i feel for you, his wife, and his five children. Honest. Grateful for you as well. I don't always agree with every sentiment here, but it's at least…civil. Most of the time.
Take care.

Don't ever change, you beautiful bitch you. And you're absolutely right, sadly.

Shit man, at least we got a day off.

Now I want to hear the "may the rats eat your eyes!" monologue through the weird Star Wars "magenetic field" filter. It'd sound a transmission straight from hell.
Shit, at the rate they're going, I wouldn't be shocked if Disney doesn't do a Porkin's origin story. Starring Seth Rogen. Hey, that's not a bad idea……

This Thanksgiving….there will be no leftovers…..

Holy shit, I bet band wasn't happy about that!

Beeeeeeeeef?