THAT was fuckin' Porkins?!?!
Holy shit, mind fucking blown up. And yes, that game had some seriously good voice acting in it. Goddamn I wish they'd do a hi def remake of it.

"People say 'hey, Hitler? That guy had a lotta balls!' Nope, just one."
G. Carlin, sometime in the '80's.

We're living in the post-sanity era. Nothing makes sense any more, but I'm right with you on your last two points.

They've got to get the C64 "Bruce Lee" movie outta they way first. He's got fight a ninja AND a Sumo wrestler!!!!

Finally got around to seeing Hacksaw Ridge last night.
Wow. What that man managed to do was…shit, I don't even think there's a word for it. "Heroic" and "brave" don't even come close to describing it.
I had read his biography in jr. high, and always wondered why it had never been turned into a movie, and found out…

Comfortably Numb, I believe.

Me too.
And one day we'll be singing "Turn out the lights, the party's over…". Full circle, and all that.

"Them that die'll be the lucky ones." is the same thing I heard as a teen growing up in a major Cold War target area during the '80's.
"Do you want to go out in a big, bright flash? Or do you want to wander around the wasteland, slowly rotting away and looking for other humans to eat?" The church my mom played the…

"With Marco Rubio as 'The Rookie'!"

People are goddamn fuckin' morons.
If there's any group that we should all agree tried to bring people together, it's the Beasties. They were all about bridging gaps, between rockers and hip hoppers, white & black, young & old, all of it.
Mottherfucker that did this should have a about 50 gallons of Brass Monkey…

I'd go for an H&K or a Kimber if we're talking lottery money.
Not a big gun guy, but I like revolvers better. Less maintenance. And if you can't hit your target in five shots or less, you probably need a flamethrower. Which are legal too!!

"Heeeeeeeeeere's Donald!"

I read that too. He was supposed to be a groomsman in a long time friends wedding and bowed out by sending him a text the day before? What the fuck?

As a Cowboys fan, and therefore, Stillers not-fan, that game was an absolute fucking blast. It's also the closest I've come to heart attack all year. Big ups to your team, that was one hell of a nailbiter for both sides, and you just don't see that much anymore.
Years past, Dallas would have wilted in that game. …

I strongly disagree. I'm pretty sure he was drunk 99% of the time.
The other 1% he was falling backwards into a giant pool of Nestea.
If you can remember that commercial, yep, you're old.

*DeNiro accent* "Hes' a little injury prone. Just a little."

Now I've got to clean off my monitor and keyboard of beer. Thanks!
No seriously, thanks. That was a good fuckin' laugh!

Not all of us outside Dallas are bandwagoners. I've stood by them through the Gary Hogeboom/Tony Banks/ Vinnie Testaverde years too. Some of us are hardheaded/masochistic like that.
And the bandwagoners piss us off probably more than they do the rest of you.

C'mon, man. It's tough growing up in Redskins country during the Riggins 'n Hogs era. I had to do something to rebel.

Don't look now Oates, but…..