Somebody fucked up on point two. Attacking Russia is NEVER the sign of a 'great military leader'. It's actually a sign of being really, really, fucking stupid.

He's a 20 year old, skyscraper sized powerlifter.

Fuck yeah, Steve Brule stranded on an island with gigantic fucking monsters for Juuuuust a little too long? Count me the fuck right in!

I'd have to rank "John" and "Detroit" as 5th and 6th, and can be switched respective to your love of music or movies.

I said very close to the same thing a few nights ago on another article, maybe less eloquently, and was absolutely ripped to fucking shreds by a single commenter. Personal attacks, name calling, the whole fucking nine. All for simply suggesting that maybe, just 'maybe', attacking people with a different point of…

This looks totally kickass. Adding Dewey Cox/Chest Rockwell/Steve Brule is the just the icing on the cake.
Sam Jackson, John Goodman, and John Reilly with gigantic monsters set in the '70's? I'm all in on that shit.

"Wrong Kong died!!"

Dak Prescott. A true Jedi.

Yeah, that part always fucks with me. Maybe I've watched too many horror movies, but Cellar Door is something I'm going to stay the fuck away, not something I think is the most beautiful combination of words in the world.

Dude, I didn't attend college either. And I've got a pretty firm grasp of racial politics, feminism, etc. I stated to JMP that, no, I didn't vote for Trump. I didn't vote period. I found all the options frankly repulsive, so I sat this one out.
I was simply trying to point out to the bastion of progressive…

Love the personal attacks and name calling! Really shows off your maturity level.
New Puritans has nothing to do with you being opposed to racism, sexism, or anything else. It's the attitude that you, and only those who think like you are right. Anyone who might have a different angle or view than you is shouted…

Wow, such a complete internet smackdown! And from such an enlightened, tolerant "progressive" yet. The personal attacks of "dipshit" and "bigoted shithead" really reveal your true character.
No, I didn't vote for HRC. Not that it's your any of your fucking business, but I didn't vote. Period. Why? There was NO…

First off, I'll use whatever the fuck phrase I feel like using. Fucking funny that "us liberal decent human beings" are the only one's who get to use it. Are you fucking kidding me? Grow the fuck up. I've used that phrase for years and years now, and if you think you're gonna stop me from using it, you have a…

Not at all. I didn't vote for the fucker. I'm simply pointing out that grouping ALL white people together and saying the meaningless word "racist" isn't going to get you very far.
I've read far to many "thinkpieces" since the election about white women selling out the "sisterhood", "uneducated white men" vote for…

No idea if this Buzz person is a troll or not, don't really care.
But referring to those with a different opinion than you as "fucknubblers, cumsocks, taint-stains, etc." is really fuckin' productive. Let's just all entrench on the side you're on, keep referring to each other as pieces of shit, and get the whole…

That's not true and you know it. I have no idea if Buzz is a troll or not, I don't hang around this site every day like I did years ago.
But the word gets thrown around to the point of being meaningless. Lots of people, especially on the internet get accused of being "racist" for no good fucking reason. It's…

Jesus, dude, you've never heard Zeppelin IV? Those are God's Own Drums they're sampling.
You are correct though, that's the "Sweet Leaf" guitar riff. Instant catnip to the stoner rock kids like me to get a foothold on a little of the (new at the time) hip hop.
"My pistol is loaded!"
"I shot Betty Crocker!"
"Deliver Col.…

Huh, kind of like the "voters" in Portland (bastion of Tolerance that it claims to be) did when their "team" lost on Tuesday? Funny, that.

The Cowboys will, momentarily at least, lift your spirit this afternoon. They're gonna take care of business like they have all year: run Zeke up Pittsburgh's ass, keep Ben and the offense off the field, and control the TOP.
And as far as the election thing goes, and being from Texas which votes red, I can kind of…

Yeah, only a moron could understand the complexities of an NFL playbook.
You could apply your last sentence to EVERY sport, worldwide, and still be wrong as fuck. yoink?