I actually did know that Quirk, he grew up in Denver and he and my father used to feed cherry bombs to fish in the river by their house.

I can't believe no one is going to stick up for Japanese style mayonnaise. I don't know what they put in it to make it taste so amazing, but I haven't been able to stomach traditional mayonnaise since I tried it. Fuck the Miracle Whip "zip", Kewpie is the only stuff worth eating.

I will never be able to watch Homicide after living next to Yaphet Kotto for several years. He was not a great neighbor.

I saw it too… but thought it might have been a mirage. If you spend too much time at the AV Club your eyes play tricks on you.

The one that gives you +1 to all Creeper attributes?

For your health.

Wasn't there already a thread somewhere around here about how because methane is lighter than air farting should make you weigh more?

The things I start by accident…

lost it
Has anyone seen the shit I was going to give about the royal wedding?

No idea about the article
But her armpits are freaking me out right now. Why do they seem so wrong?

I thought dolphins killed for enjoyment as well… or maybe that's just sex.

Your 11 what? Don't leave me hanging like this!

All this talk of children and Objectivism is making me want to link this:

I think I'm going to get drunk while I listen to you.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO…
I cared deeply about what project J J Abrams was working on.

Dammit Bartleby, that's twice today that you've gotten me.

There are recipes online for making your own girl scout cookies. I still buy some out of obligation each year, but any time I get the craving outside of the normal cookie season I bake some up fresh for about 1/10th the price.

It is now, Shrike.

Shouldn't that be "Objection!"?

I usually hit up cashbackmonitor.com when I'm getting stuff online. And I'm ShopAtHome all the way, I'd never heard of FatWallet before.