It's your fault for not taking the knives with you when you knocked her up and dumped her.

*forlornly looks at shuttlecocks, looks for correct queue*

I haven't seen the movie, but maybe the director hovered a cast picture in the sky, like at the end of "The Perfect Storm"

From the manic description, Mr. Defoe sounds a little like Mr. Toad.

Bought the books last year
Said they were for my daughter
Left the store in shame

How there's not a child named Gunnery Sergeant Palin is beyond me.

My lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

I'm in the glancing "management" ring camp, and when I saw the discussion of engagement rings, I thought the male version of the ring was called that because they were being managed by their SO's.

Shh, don't tell him about Watchmen.

I have no room on my wall, as I've recently hung up my Commemorative Quarters mat.

Or Sudden Valley.

Jorge, thanks for resurfacing some of my repressed childhood confusion.

And you just wait for the inevitable question: "Mind if I put the arm rest up?"

May the Cobra Kai return your dues check uncashed.

I thought he was on Yo MTV Raps or The Office.

That was Streets of San Francisco.

I'm reminded of a quote by a man much wiser than me: "There isn't a woman in the world who is so beautiful that somewhere some guy's not tired of her shit."

Let's face it, he's definitely a c-word.

It gets my lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

"This summer, the party's ova."