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I saw him install laminate flooring in a half-hour on This Old House with enough time left over to throat-punch Bob Vila.

The same thing happened to me at the county fair, but with carnies.

I thought you were going to have Benicio Del Toro as the star.

North pucker or south pucker?

Nice meta reference: "Tramp Stamp" and General Zod!

I tell you what, if that business was in a college town and sold pizza, also, they would make a fortune.

I don't think we said anything too disparaging about her…at least nothing she shouldn't have heard before.

Is that Yul Brenner's non-union holiday equivalent?

I reiterate…Polk died of diarrhea.

He was the original Al Roker and original Amusement Park Ghost/Clown: Ronald McDonald.

I just think of my glasses as two monocles joined together.

It's like they were typing a review and occasionally fell asleep on the keyboard.

Just to be pedantic, if Locke, Sawyer, et al, were really moving in time, the Earth itself wouldn't be at the same point in space anymore, so they would presumably be left floating in deep space, a la being thrown off a steaming cruise ship.

"Don't know about the future…"
"It's anybody's guess. Ain't no good reason, for gettin' all depressed…"

Well, did the dad die or something? My god, how can we all think that some one from this show died very recently when they didn't? Some sort of massive failed consciousness?

I remember the one where the other little girl got trapped in the refrigerator when they were playing hide and seek. And then the commandant came and saved everyone.

They stopped the policy because of the policy? They're nothing if not efficient.

Glen, you're seeing things again you coked-out lush!

Wasn't that "Raising Cain?"

Just watched it. If you are the "Jack" that won, may I just say, well done, sir!