Truman State representin'!!!!

Your cat was probably thinking, "Again, he stares at my ass…"

He definitely tried to make the moment more about him than the event. He has a certain smugness about him that after 2000 years of Christianity, he's the first one to figure things out.

I believe life is like a boner: the harder you work, the quicker it goes.

Byrd and Kennedy both collapsed.

They weren't booing, they were saying "dooooooooouche."

What about alternate believers? I'm sure that virtually everyone believes in something, whether it's spiritual, Christian, or the other.

Don't forget special guest star Vida Bluezzz

"Cream-filled chocolate long john"

Well, were already quite a bit more socialist than we were, so why not just go all the way.

Second the love for Shakespeare's in Columbia, MO.

They stole it from James Joyce.

Mack Tonight always reminded me of the Elephant Man.

It was Jim Perry, and Sale of the Century was the best game show ever in my opinion.

And Helen Mirren is Russian. It's a world gone maaaaaaaaaad!

Little known fact…he died of diarrhea. It's true.

Ditto.