If you think that, then William Shatner, Hannibal Lecter and Bumblebee Man must have freaked you out (with laughter). Certainly did that for me.

It's not getting better…

Hey, man.  I really love your show.  I think all kids should watch it!   
*turns and shudders*
Ew, I suddenly feel so dirty

Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

Ex…cel-ent!

BURN HIM!

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million

"Marge, are we Jewish?"
"No, Homer"
"Woo hoo!"

Sims' review had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin.

@avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus  Well Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter…

Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both
made shells for the nazi's, but mine worked, dammit!

Otm Shank?

@avclub-cf50b28ef624912ff106c57ca9be41dc:disqus You truly are the king of kings!

A little mincing would be nice…

Wow, I'll never drink another beer…
"BEER HERE!"
I'll take ten!

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Hey, can we do that 2000 Dollar Man thing? You'll be Carl Reiner, and I'll be AVC Commenter @avclub-cef60a2df206a2d28597600866881816:disqus

*Rubs off lipstick stains on teeth*

Ah, the "alt.tv.simpsons F"

Fun Fact: As far as I can remember, there is still a Vitamin C CD in the centre console of my mother's Skoda. Of course, it must have been put in there first day and never touched again for 8 years (I know I didn't)

He gets to keep every cereal box ever featured on the show (real or prop)