whiskered hut

Knock knock

Fax them into Paul Schaffer? Sounds painful.

I refuse to acknowledge that remake.

This orange juice is great. Good thing there aren't any gay people around.

Keeping Up With the Klingons

Bruce Jenner's orange juice
would be much better used for
shooting into space

I'm sure I'm way in the minority, but every time I see something about "The Avengers" here I get excited thinking it will be an adaptation of the 60s TV show. Being a fan of the TV show and all. I bet Whedon - though I'm not really a fan - could do something interesting with that.

We're all over the…chance to see…Scott Tobias…head.

The A.V. Club's own Scott Tobias and Tasha Robinson…have evolved considerably since…9/11[.] [T]wo writers from The A.V. Club…will be making kicks off Sergio Leone's…Sucker.

11. Something's Gotta Blog

Yes. Teddy Ruxpin with almost-dead batteries is demonic.

Here's hoping for a shot of the diamond toe ring.

I hate it when gay people tlak.

Fuckin' homos; how do they work?

Suddenly
Sean O'Neal is writing like 90% of the newswire? I like it. Tastes like Hater-lite.

Yes, the fact that "hard R" was specifically pointed out does suggest that. Also, buttfucking. Has a live-action character ever buttfucked a CGI character? (Or regular fucked for that matter?)

Or she orders the endless hot dicks, salad and breadsticks.

No homo.

Patton "Patsy" Oswalt in the book depository.