Ah the plight of having a long ponytail while also dealing with the horror that is slowly going bald with age. I feel your pain, slowly going through the same experience.

Yeah, why'd he have to be the short guy in Game of Thrones? They should've cast him as Sansa Stark instead.

It shames me that for years I didn't get the joke with that line. It simply never occurred to me to use the word "croak" as a euphemism for death since no one has used that word in that context since the 50s.

Then who got topless in Swordfish?!

He's also not British. Sorry, Tyrion fans, he's from Jersey.

Why nature would make any arbitrary body length approximate to as a secondary source of penile length is beyond me. Do we look at women's armpits to determine how big their vaginae are?

Titles like this make you wonder why we even need The Onion anymore. Reality is one-upping satire as we speak.

What are SPANX?

To Yahoo's credit, their comments seem slightly better now. A few months ago it was a cesspool inhabited solely by arch-conservative middle-aged women who hate anything remotely outside the hetero-cis baseline. Nowadays I go there and see more sane comments. At least in the abortion news articles, I see a surprising…

I was watching one of those childbirth shows on TLC yesterday, A Baby Story, and it suddenly dawned on me that cervix dilation is the only time ALL Americans ALWAYS use the metric system. It's always "You're 5 cm dilated" not "You're 2 inches dilated". Apparently women love having big cervices.

Is there any reason this show has a cult following among potheads? "They smoke pot and sit around doing nothing, I also do those things!" I say that as an Ent who also watches Workaholics.

Adam's the wild card!

I kinda thought they didn't set him up, that he was just out there typically lonely and pathetic, hoping to meet a secret admirer. Not like the dudes really cared if Alice actually saw anyone outside. They just needed her out of the office for a few minutes.

They should probably teach that in sex ed too.

One of the first anime ever I saw was a movie with Kiefer Sutherland voicing the lead male. It also had Elizabeth Berkley as the lead female. It reeks of desperation during the anime boom today, but back when I saw it on Sci-Fi in the early 00s, I was quite impressed by Armitage III: Polymatrix. Their dub wasn't…

The worst part about being a man is knowing you're the third tier last resort after all the hotter people. Or maybe that's for humans in general.

Mark Hamill sort of did. He played The Trickster on the short-lived Flash tv series, then JLU had a Flash-based episode and The Trickster showed up, both looking like and voiced by Hamill. I've never seen him on that Flash show, but I thought that was a cute callback. I guess it's sort of a retroactive version of what…

My bad. It was an easy jump, since I've heard "genderqueer" used before. I just assumed since it's talked of so much in LGBT talk, that it was the Q. I did not know, my bad.

I had that problem a few weeks ago. I noticed female homosexuals have their own word, lesbian, but male homosexuals do not, with "gay" being a catchall. My male gay friend suggested "fag", but that is not a word I'd be comfortable calling gay people or even gay males.

It's particularly surreal to hear that time Roger tried to imitate Stan's voice and failed, complete with "Paul Lynde as Stan". Come to think of it, he's had Brian poorly imitate Stewie before to great humor as well. Hearing a voice actor poorly imitate another character he voices is just gold for practicing voice…