"THERE'S NO RULES!" *starts to take off shirt*
"Put your shirt back on!"
*puts shirt back on* "THERE'S SOME RULES!"

Hell, don't they say masturbation is nearly a requirement for sex? As the saying goes, you need to know what pleases you before you can tell someone how to please you. A little self-exploration helps a lot in that regard.

How about that internet, does it do anything for you? Welcome to the digital age, friend.

I wonder how much time he spends each week making up the fitting initialized pseudonyms for the letters? That has to be a trait advice column writers develop pretty quick to stay in the biz.

This latest season adding the FX logo to the dot for a few seconds at the start.

I have no idea what nonsense you're saying about Code Geass intros being bad. Most of them were good. The second one of CG R2, "World End", is one of my favorite anime OPs ever, and I'm fond of CG OP3, "Hitsomi no Tsubasa", for some reason, and who doesn't love CG's OP1, "Colors", with that memetic "JIBUN WO!" in it?…

I was not able to see the episode tonight due to Justified taking priority in the same timeslot and since you comment mentioned the Tattoo Nightmares reruns taking priority, I am also echoing annoyance at there being NO RERUNS OF THIS SHOW TONIGHT OR AT ANYTIME TOMORROW.

Whatever problems you have with GL, it was easily more open to a larger comic universe than the Nolanverse did. Scripting was the problem? Well good news, a better movie can have a better script. Thor's movie got middling reviews, didn't stop The Avengers from being awesome.

"We don't need two stretchy guys here!"

Why didn't I get a Young Justice notification for this article? MY SHOW THAT I WATCH AND READ THE AVC REVIEWS OF WEEKLY GOT CANCELED, I NEED A NOTIFICATION DAMMIT!

Cue Avatar: The Legend of Young Justice?!

Slightly wrong. That was Cartoon Network's excuse. A few months ago, around the time SBT premiered on Toonami, Genndy Tartakovsky gave a lengthy interview promoting "Hotel Transylvania" and spoke briefly on SBT. He said what happened. SBT was greenlit under Genndy's proposed "lovechild of 80s John Hughes movies and…

I hear that. I think wikipedia has a page on trans bashing that mentions some fucked up stuff. Like how a transwoman was thrown out of a moving car after the guy driving realized she was pre-op, and he then backed over her and drove her again. The cops showed up and ruled it an accident. The woman died. Her transwoman…

That's how I think they should do it, portray it as Karlee having lied about being deaf in her applications/auditions to get on the show. Portray her as a fake and then keep her in the show without having to reveal her real identity or worry about more of Karlee's constant deafness breaks. Or worst case scenario, plan…

People in the outside world might recognize the actors. All it takes is one person in public who saw the first 2 seasons and is familiar with Ralph Garman to ruin it all. Some doofus running up and going "whoa dude, it's Ralph Garman! You were great on The Joe Schmo Show!" and there ends the season in 5 seconds.

You were making Powerpoint presentations by fourth grade? They didn't start teaching that to my class until high school…

Stewie telling Meg she looked pretty by comparison to the hooker was a cute remark. If they have to insult Meg, I prefer it to be a low key insult like that one.

"Quahog has some strangely antiquated laws about divorce that disproportionately favor the woman."

I came into this episode a few minutes late, and my first reaction was "what the fuck, this is a weird cutaway for AD", then slow appreciation as I realized AD really was doing an entire episode in the form of a play. It was a bold experiment on AD's part, and I applaud it wholeheartedly. Other cartoons should attempt…

Imagine having that as a cell phone ringtone with speaker capable of doing the full range of sound in that horn call. You could tell the people who had seen that movie by how many people immediately cringe and look around them with a horrified expression.