All of this hinges on the reporter having understood what Stallone said correctly, so let's not jump to any conclusions. He was probably talking about how much he enjoys tacos or something.

Well played, sirs.

Fezzik - you need to spend more time rewatching Princess Bride and less time on the brute squad. That was most certainly Inigo's line.

You have ESP, Chartex! Let's try it out: What will every third poster say about your firstie post?

"I Know Who Killed Me" is a damnably awful title (and, you know, film).

@longtime reader: Fred Durst can tell you what to do with that cookie you took.*

Oh God, I remember the patchouli smell on Stinkor. I remember thinking, "Okay, I get it, the guy's smelly on the show, but wtf is up with this oily stuff, and how did it also manage to stink up my GI Joes?"

Dumbledore stole that…I believe its a "Ziggy."

I'm confused…am I supposed to remain cautiously optimistic about this?

Second, CEJ. If nothing else, the "Bad" video provided fodder for the "Fat" video.

@ much more: They should call it "Black or White; the 'MJ-XYZPDQ' Edition."

@lazerguided: I second the love for the Rankin/Bass versions. I remember The Hobbit as being particularly well done. And holy crap, look at the people that were in that! Otto Preminger, John Huston, Don Messick, Richard Boone…
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I agree, I don't think this stuff's been throughly tested until somebody in the AV Labs throws a bender on it.

This is the kind of news that makes you think that somewhere, at this moment in a parallel universe, a bunch of film nerds are online talking about how crazy it would be if Francis McDormand and John Malkovich were going to star in Transformers 3, but that it's cool and that'll never happen because Martin Lawrence ran…

I halfway hate to do this, but I'm gonna hafta reply to my own quote to add:

You forgot one thing, Wiggum…I filled the balls with a funnel.

Cribbed from Malcom in the Middle?
The trailers all have a clip of (presumably) the lead character having to wrestle a girl, and (inevitably) getting his ass kicked by said girl. Did it strike anyone else that this was _exactly_ the premise of an pisode of Malcom in the Middle?

I just wish they'd stuck with the rock opera format all the way through.

Juanito - For reasons I don't fully understand myself, I still carry around my VisArt card from the Chapel Hill location. Good times.

Dude has more ink than a Hewlett-Packard factory.