Somebody should do an all-puppet remake of this, called "The Feeble Crazies." Or 'The Crazy Feebles." It'd work either way.

Agree with Fred Dryer For Veep - I also saw the movie, have yet to read the book, and found the Book vs. Film entry very enlightening about the intent of the film…what was left out from the book, what was emphasized in the movie, etc.

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one!"

I thought about that too, KFA…she must've been pretty goddam sure she was going to win, or just willing to sit through a night of goo-facedness for nothing.

@ LadyUranus: I'll do it, just to spite you.

The girl's got negative charisma. She is, as we speak, making the rest of the world less interesting without even trying.

Thanks for confirming all my suspicions
I was planning to avoid this one based on the trailer anyway…

Temple Grandin is a pretty fascinating person, if you're interested.

Did it strike anyone else that the dwarves playing the "twins'" parents (both of whom I'm sure I've seen in several other things, btw) look WAY too young to be their parents, particularly Oldman? Seems to be another insulting aspect of the casting, aside from Oldman…they seemed to have gone into it with a "you're a…

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you won't be asked to give the Parker eulogy, Chartex.

Agree with Warmotor that " 'za" is the height of douchbaggery, unless used in a purely ironic fashion…and brother if you mean it ironically you need to make it damned clear.

I thought Papa John's was pretty good when it was a more regional outfit…their product went to hell when they expanded. I think you just can't make good pizza on a nation-wide scale. The best you can do is a disappointing, greazy, highly preserved Franken-pizza.

@ Raymond Luxury-Yacht :

I haven't been this dam since I tog diagnosed with dyslexia.

The Fast Squid and the Furious Whale

An amen? No, but I'll give you a "sock it to me."

You're all just blatantly overlooking a little gem of a show called MAD TV!!!

"Sucks to be you, homey."

Towlie, you're the worst character ever.

I thought this was going to be a great marketing opportunity for Louisville Slugger…great synergy between their product and the urge to beat the little smart-asses into pulp. But I guess that's just the latent playground bully in me.