Seriously tho, if they are gonna bring the Joker back at all, Joseph Gordon Levitt has the acting chops to do Ledger's perfomance justice (and he happens to look a helluva lot like him, too).

Remind anyone else of their marriage?
Um, right…me neither.

That was the weirdest thing…I'm sitting here with a denim sleeve filled with meat! It is a small world, after all.

Oooh, complemented by Karla Ha Ha…that may be the worst insult of all.

I agree with Rex Banner…several times I've been struck by the similarity between Olivia's early awkwardness and Wyatt's. Give her time, she'll make it happen…
…IN MY (you know).

I believe it's in there somewhere, Geddy Lee, somewhere towards the back.

Overheard from an actual area conservative (who appeared to be angry at the time):

@Magic Rat: SHHHHHH!!!! Ye Gods, man, don't give Jucas any more ideas on how to fuck things up.

Equivocating approximation symbol

Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

I once met Alan Metter, who directed Back to School. He said that Rodney was nearly impossible to work with, and that he made it his business to get Burt Young to cry every day. He attributed to Rodney exquisitely quaint turns of phrase, such as "Hey Burt, how's your mother? Does she still make the mozzarella come…

Weekend at Bernie's 3: The Hunted.

Helen Fielding's givin' them all Bridget Jones' diarrhea.

I don't care who you are back in the world. You give our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet, leave ya here.

Then he said "I'd like to be able to do it forever, but I just can't keep it up."

Wow, thanks Schnitzel. Sorry I misspelled your name above.

Air Supply - I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you!

DiMaggio also voices Schnitzle on Chowder, which show is also quite good. That character is something of an acting challenge, being that he only ever says "rada" or variations thereof.

Also guilty of snake-poo-related laughter here.