I was just about to create this thread myself. It seems we proletarians are finally thinking with one mind!

Peck the keyboard with your nose like one of those bird desk ornaments. It'll work your abs too.

Scalia is truly astounding in his ability to be completely wrong about absolutely everything.

It's sort of like March Madness but with flintlock duels.

It's Feyonce or Chavs.

There are so many layers of gross to this story, where does even begin!

For the most part Bob's character and actions have been a really great addition to the series but his coming on to Pete seems like a misstep to me as far as the writing goes.

WEINER LIED;PETE'S MOM DIED

I imagine the element with the deceased leader in both books is drawn from the quasi-historical legend of El Cid.

Rome, Open City A truly excellent journey through the chaos and fear of a city under occupation. The film would be impressive and powerful regardless, but the circumstances of its creation, in the immediate aftermath of Rome's liberation, do that much more to emphasize the reality and human cost of the struggle…

Baller Ballmer's Badass Song

MATT DAMON

You're looking right at it silly, it's that pile of rubble.

You're a loose cannon Jobs! Hand in your 12x12 cellular phone and get out my finely paneled office this instant!

Dearest Clara, should I fall on the field of battle, let it be known that your name shall be the last thing that I whisper from my lips.

I think he's just playing a character of sorts. He came to my school a few years ago to give a 'seminar' on surviving the zombie apocalypse and far as I could tell he was definitely just having fun with it, it was kind of a themed stand-up act.

I've only ever thrown up on myself in public one time, and while the whole crawling on the floor toward the bathroom bit certainly fits the bill for humiliating, the timing of said vomit also inadvertently impeded an inbound attempt to make out with me from someone who I had no interest in.

Yeah, both the Hatecast and The Hater column were great sources of O'Neal tier snark. It's really too bad the TI is just so lazy by comparison.

There was about a month in college where I basically only had one functional pair of jeans, the condition of which can only be described as sad. Over time a gigantic hole had developed in the crotch of the pants leaving me with quite a dilemma. A dilemma I solved with duct tape which blended surprisingly well with the…

That seems perfect for my bland memories of the very average 'food' at Applebe's.