I think he'll find hiding on that boat is a titanically bad idea.

Nazis, I hate those guys.

Assuming they don't facilitate your end to assume Emperorship of the household; I believe you're golden.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus It certainly might be telling in some regards that Dzokhar seems to relate more closely to Russia, despite its perceived position as the oppressor of the Chechen 'nation' and ethnicity. His family appears to have left the country in the early 2000s or late 1990s, when…

I intend to follow the Roman tradition of adopting an already-successful adult as my son or daughter, thus saving myself all the effort of actually having to raise someone.

When I listen to podcasts its almost always just prior to going to bed, and I'll periodically just doze off mid-episode. There's a small handful that I keep up with regularly every week, and then for the remainder of the days I'll just pass on listening to anything or pick and choose from a slew of options based on…

It's actually good!

Seeing as we're talking about Japan, I assume the sniffing refers to the panties that will be falling from the ceiling.

I wasn't aware this was being made but I'll most certainly make an effort to watch it now. I've admired Hetherington's work for a long time and it was a real tragedy for journalism, and more specifically the increasingly lost art of photo journalism, when he was killed.

I enjoyed Legacy quite a bit overall, and it's wonderful visually, but it definitely has its problems.

If at first you identify the wrong suspect in a major terrorist incident. Just try, try again.

The large hawk was keeping a close eye on the raccoon the entire time so I was half expecting a animal kingdom battle royale to break out given the prior series of events, thankfully that did come to fruition.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus A religious reverence for serial killers and a penchant for assault? You couldn't find that many red flags at Lenin's birthday.

Yeah it was dazed for a bit but then flew off on its own and seemed to be fine. I think it actually may have been trying to swoop in and catch another bird but wasn't watching its trajectory and rammed into the window after catching it.

The A.V. Club

I'll use this thread to relate the mildly interesting story of the bizarre conflagration of wildlife at my house last night.

Given that the plenty of fish in the sea speech tends to be rolled out after breakups, it's kind of a hilariously defeatist name for a dating website.

Or apparently there actually has not, CNN seeming to have learned nothing from its premature Health Care reportage.

There is a classic segment of Cops which involves a woman voluntarily calling the police to her home in order to report that her neighbor ripped her off during a drug deal. I think in that particular instance, the drug being crack.

1.) A lot of my college and study abroad friends have since returned to Russia or some of the other former Soviet republics in the wake of graduation. Granted, the majority of them are teaching English, which is not something I've any real interest in pursuing, and my current gig was unquestionably the better choice…