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Ralphie
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Pay no attention to them stains on the curtain that you can see when you're fuckin around with that stupid black light. I need to get to the fuckin bank.

Jim or John?

I thought she was Injun.

Don't forget Sammy, fellas!

Ripped and Torn, is what I mean!

She'll be RED RYDER after I'm thru with her! YEEEEE-HAAAAAAW!!!!

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

Shouldn't "SILENCE" be un-capitalized?

I'm gonna wash the fuck out of my undies!

Build a bedroom under your desk and go to sleep, George.

I'm pretty sure you'd be dancing in the DDT if it was still the 50's. We put that shit on our cereal in them days.

MANTRACKER OWNS

OKAY BLACK BART NOW YOU GET YOURS

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Catfish bait!

I can arrange something.

In Soviet Union, Shku du U!

That's easy for you to say, Marilyn! You were a desperate pill-popping bucket of STDs long America officially recognized the existence of pee-pees and buh-ginas!

Peter Billingsly!

She's no Melinda Dillon, but I'd still do her!