Barack Hussein Obama!

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One of these days, a real rain is gonna come along and wash away all this gimmickry.

The only button Ralphie's gonna press is the "safety off" button.

I'm gonna KILL THE BEAR!

And I suppose you think the Gerbil is funny, huh? Do your knuckles get sore as you drag them along the pavement?

Behold: a Pale Horse. The Man who sat on him was Death.

I'm your huckleberry.

I have a BB Gun!

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Fuck it.
It is what it is. Fuckin BB gun bounty hunters, man. Fuck it.

*crouches behind bush

Like a twelve-year-old's dick.

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