from m-v-ps to a-i-ds!

a might be a bit much, but it was a solid b+, a-.

only love……….can make it rain……………………

are you seriously implying frank sinatra doesn't rock

walt's a really good driver

laura stevenson & the cans - master of art

if it just has to be a new york city song, it'd be frank sinatra's "new york, new york," and there's absolutely no question about it whatsoever

i live in new york but not new york city so if there's any song where the theme is "stop thinking the entire state is one city," i would choose that song

please tell me you referred to me as "she" because you believed my aubrey plaza avatar meant i was actually aubrey plaza

i do not know what a trident is, but yes, these are dildos

haha, no. i'm still waiting for the time a person's cigarette ash causes a fire (this despite two "NO SMOKING" signs on every pump, and the fact the only time i ever use the intercom is to say "please don't smoke at the pumps, that's a serious fire hazard." but of course they just flip me off when i say this.)

as a gas station employee, i can say that walt's bullshit story is 100% believable aside from one thing: he didn't mention the part where he yelled at the cashier for 20 minutes afterwards as if it was their fault.

"how much have you had to drink?"
"not nearly enough."

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when i first read this headline i genuinely thought it would be a funny or die video

"weird musical polyglot" is the first time a term in an avclub review will be adapted into something i call myself.

that baby is a terrible actress. the crying was soooo obvi adr it was pathetic.

klaus kinski the actor and klaus kinski the incestual rapist would be two different people.

martin lawrence would be good. or andrew dice clay, which caused some female cast and crew members to refuse to work on that episode.

seriously. "i don't like the show because…" is fine, if you have real reasons. but this comes off as "people who like the show are wrong because…" without actually having reasons, just discrediting reasons to like it. even without logic to said discredidations.