he's a butt patter….a butt butt butt patter.

bill cosby not repping leonard part six is clever……….but dumb!

"uh, hey, everybody! i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt!" - stephen bowie

sharknado$

the trick to beating you was omitting "geez" and "some"

this is rough stuff, coach.

i'm white and i played othello in 2006 for my high school english class.

an independent movie once cast me as aubrey's stand-in. obviously this means i should be her doppleganger.

ann, you sixth season deserter. you're too beautiful for comedy, we should've seen it coming.

i'm pretty sure tim meadows broke in a sketch where will ferrell played a crazy gynecologist who lost someone's baby, when he walked in to announce himself as "dr. poop."

i don't like the fact "great job, internet" in this case is basically "great job, jimmy fallon!"

cosgrove's tapdance. no question.

cosgrove's tapdance. no question.

did the avclub get founded at a james murphy lookalike convention or something or is it just a coincidence

i like the andy kaufman version *shrug*

10,000 points to heather anne campbell for getting dry humped by colin mochre

BACKSTREET BOYS

my favorite movie

when i was in eighth grade, i acted out the entirety of the shinning to my english class one day when the teacher was feeling bored and just let me do whatever i want.

and yet franco is still at least a thousand times as fuckable