"ethically, i can't ravage her body…i'm going to have to leave that up to time."

john cusack's character, todd louiso's character, same thing, as far as the fact checking-free av club writer's are concerned.

wait a minute…you're telling me george clooney was good at being a charming rich guy? hold the phone!

1995: snl 
1996: snl 
1997: conan, courtney-thorne smith interview 
1998: letterman, episode the day after he got fired from snl 
1999: snl hosted by norm macdonald
2000: who wants to be a millionaire

also, there's the fact the middle occasionally casts norm macdonald as a guest actor, now, THAT'S emmy-worthy!

in the spirit of this episode, this is a song by my high school band, the gnomes of the litterbox

ya got me!

i know nothing about amy schumer, or this show, or anything related to either.

this might be the hottest video ever made. especially the part where they mime it, while riki seems to hate it, kate has this smile that's like "ooh yeah i'm a dirty girl i love it" and

it was good, but the "think outside the box" pun in the song itself is, in my opinion, up there with the greatest puns of all time

my initial comment was going to be about how i would only accept such a thing as long as mr. feeny is still alive to voice k.i.t.t, but nope. instant convert. i accept this idea as well.

even when hypothetically talking about characters on a show that roughly average age 16 and got canceled before they made it to 17, everyone loses their virginity at 17.

pete's hair gets dumber every episode

a bunch of sad, solemn songs then the lights go out, then daft punk's "one more time" with an elaborate dancing puppet act made of my lifeless corpse

"you guys wanna watch me shotgun this?"

free tickets & airfare & paying random visitors

i was vaguely entertained by the first episode, then stopped caring during the second. and now i want to watch this one, based on the name alone. i can't even decide on the ironic punchline vis a vis what this says about me.

bring me all the steak you have.

heeeelp meee

my jaw dropped so hard it bruised….TWICE