as i do every time a film appears to be without a director, i suggest tommy wiseau.

and like most first kisses at weddings, it lasted under a second and didn't include tongue!

i actually like the 4-to-9ers. the first season anyway. but maybe i just think galadriel stineman is incredibly attractive. and also her name autocorrects to stuntman, and that's just cool.

in my opinion the "most country music" line will always be "we'll put a boot in your ass, its the american way," but that's an interesting pick, too.

not a single homer simpson?! for shame. altho roger's a great answer, and bunk, and the gang, and everyone. i just want to get drunk with everyone.

my original answer was "either norm macdonald or me," but now i'll go with "either norm macdonald or amy sedaris or me."

david spade mentioned this on stern, i think last year. farley also didn't do the belt thing in dress. or maybe it was the glasses thing. whatever one made him break.

one of my all time favorite songs, and worth noting the title comes from an actual thing little eva said to carole king.

the av club has failed the feats of (pop culture) strengths.

the dumpster line was maybe the hardest i laughed at this show

ha ha ha 48,000 is "poor" ha ha ha

article summary: "I watched this show and this show and this show!"

"my entire body has dry mouth" is one of the best descriptions of a hangover i've ever heard

pff losers celebrating a friday night lights reference. i was much more tickled by the idea of roberto bengini running thru the halls making everybody laugh.

today i learned, all lesbians have MacBooks.

i'd prefer they just have prince do it every year, since he unquestionably did it the best.

charlie realizing he wasn't supposed to be clapping was the best thing.

my favorite joke was taco going with the rafi flow and calling kevin "brian."

check this article last night at work real quick.

shut up, winston!