Speaking of "raped by a worm"…
has anybody seen the B-horror movie 'The Item'?

Having Mrs. Deskin read us Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh was the highlight of 4th grade. It's also basically the only thing I remember from 4th grade.

I was just looking through the list of Bowie singles, and I can't fucking believe Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed wasn't released as a single.

It's pronounced Kee-dollar-ah. Positive.

That video took me for an emotional ride. At first I was just confused, then I literally blushed in embarrassment for her, then I slowly started to become angry at the whole situation. Once those two dudes that she dragged off the street came in though I just laughed, until she came back out with the Native American…

How's your mother, Trabek?

Nice.
I didn't know Guillermo del Toro was directing, I guess I just assumed Petey Jackson would again. It'll be interesting to see where del Toro takes Middle Earth. Will it look basically the same, or will he be allowed to put his own style on it?

Who shot me? But you punks didn't finish, now your bout to feel the wrath of a menace, nigga we hit em up.

The New 2pac.
Does this mean Jackson's new material will include cryptic lyrics about staging his death, and coming back seven years later? I hope so. I haven't seen enough press coverage on this Michael Jackson character.

I'd rather play the 2pac game: Crip Walker.

Concise, pithy, poignant. Yes. I love it. I love your comment.

I've been wondering the same thing lately. Where's the instant classic rap album he was supposed to come out with? The one he said would be on par with It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back.

Conan belongs on a late night show. A daytime talk show would be the harbinger of death to his career.

This sucks. I guess it's time to bust out the ol' Big Star albums and rock the fuck out all day. RIP Alex.

Thing is I actually liked how BSG ended. I understand why other people hated it, but I thought it was a solid ending. But as for Lost ending that way…that just wouldn't fit at all. I seem to remember Darlton saying something years back that everything would be explained in a rational sense; that there wouldn't be…

Bonderland, that's a bonerific point. I like it.

@switters- we do know how Locke ended up in a wheelchair, he was pushed out a window by his father. Jacob touched him moments afterwards.

What are the chances Sawyer actually gets off the Island? I'm guessing he's going to die there, heroically.

So then your saying that Jacob was actually a negative influence on them, since their alterna-lives are better? Hey, I agree.

What IS Burn Notice?