Can't wait for the 2017 update: oHomicides. Just when you thought it was safe…

Fuck you.

Let's get it out of the way:

There are people defending Transformers 2? That movie was almost as bad as House of 1000 Corpses.

I'm not sure if I'm trying to troll or not (I need to stop getting on here when I'm supposed to be sleeping), but let me say this:

I call failed trollsies.

Yeah right, like the guy in the $3,000 suit is going to cry and jerk off.

Outkast is the new Guns n Roses?

16. John Candy - Canadian Bacon

Agree that "Skeleton Crew" is a great starting point, but don't forget about his other short story compilations. His most recent one, "Just After Sunset," was not terrible.

cuatro punto cinco

(anecdote in which I insinuate that your wife and I had sex the previous night)

No, no, you got it wrong. The correct form is "Too soon?"

I was really hoping that Caruso's joke would include a Peanut Eminem reference.

I live in Dallas, and the only one I could find that was adequate enough is the Obama Kia ad:

1 - As long as "Lost" ends with a satisfying explanation about the Adam & Eve skeletons, I will be very forgiving of any other sins they might commit in the ending. Basically, I want them to prove they had the ending in mind from the beginning.

I don't get the guy who says he hates Nemo. It is by far the most beautiful of the Pixar movies, and that is saying something.

"Children of Men" and "Cinderella Man" both come out on Bluray today. Guess I'll start regulating my discretionary spending next week.

You can't call retarded people retards. That's offensive. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. - Michael Scott

"Lindsay Lohan - Everything she touched, contracted Genital Warts."