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Dr. Colossus
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I feel like the Euron/Yara Kingsmoot is a preview of this year's Trump/Hillary election. "Folks, I'm gonna make the Iron Islands great again! You're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning! Vote for me!"

Ahh, I can relate to that.

"Aww, hell!" *gnaw*

"Aww, hell!" *gnaw*

"Greg Harris's plane was shot down over the Mekong Delta. It spun in. There were no survivors."

Get out the way, yo, get out the way, yo, we just all smoked Tupac.

You… don't know what words MEAN, do you?

Well…
"…we'll take a vote, maybe I'll get to."

I agree. That was a hilarious, unexpected little moment between the two of them. "May he live for a zousand years!"

Protons, Electrons Always Cause Explosions.

He is a fog! Worse den Michael Jord— err, Michael Jackson!

And…
…you get a frog! And you get a frog! Everyone gets a frog!

For those who love the whorishness of "Mac & Me"…
Paul Reiser's "Bye Bye Love" is also a pretty blatant whoring vessel for the Golden Arches, but at least that movie features The Bunk from "The Wire" as a happy-faced McDonald's manager.

The real question is…
…did they do it Chauncey-style?

FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!!!
"Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album. Take it away!"

Dark Horse Candidate…
Cindy Crawford in "Fair Game." HBO used to show that movie all the time when I was 15 years old. Granted, the scene itself is very cheesy. I mean, they're on a train… while terrorists are boarding it… from a HELICOPTER directly above them…and they don't even notice. And of course, the scene is

"Zuh bridge is OWD!"

I wonder…
…if Mark Curry is the one Diddy is taunting in his tunes when he says, "take that, take that, take that." I would recommend that Curry take out his aggression in a violent manner, but it's not customary in his line of work.

Screw Dinosaur Jr.
I'm still waiting on that Toad the Wet Sprocket comeback.

Ahh, damn it. You're right. Shameful that I screwed that up.