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I'd say the real odd thing about this casting is the utter mismatch with Henry Cavill. I felt he had a blink-and-youll-miss it male model as actor portrayal in Man of Steel, and I guess I'm still a bit surprised they are gonna continue the series with him. The juxtaposition with him and mega-star Affleck doesn't make

Now stand in line for 3 hours for an 8 minute ride right in your hometown!

KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I don't like much of anything about Kanye West, but I am entirely comfortable with us legally calling this paparazzo stuff a form of harassment and allowing for charges against this guy as well.

New York, NY - The Big Apple
Boston, MA - Beantown
Chicago, IL - The Windy City
Athens, GA - Preserved Pig Fetus

The problem is that while Hemsworth does have blonde chinese hair, he does not have the skin of a hot dog.

Your mom goes to college.

This all sounds a bit fishy…

Agree with everything - except for one thing - absolutely every character on this show is fair game for being killed before this season is over. From Walt to Holly to … me? As viewer? Could they do that?

"“I’ll send you to Belize,” which we probably all ought to keep in mind here in the next few weeks."

"All ethnicities [cough WHITE ONLY PLEASE] between the ages 18-25."

Did you know that some actors turn down roles?

Actually, in the case of Tom Hardy for Bane, not quite.

I want to get cast in a Batman movie just so gaining 30 pounds over a short period of time qualifies as work.

Well, but after spending like 5 minutes googling how to find you, then briefly checking espn.com and then rewatching S3E04 of Breaking Bad on Netflix, using the account his parents still pay for, all while forgetting to ever go back to what he was googling.

I feel like all these "parents interacting with their offspring and things go aaa crazy" shows get greenlit because presumably 100% of the population either at one point had parents or children. But now I'm thinking those test-tube babies are totally like what the fuck?

World War Dong

This guy has dated January Jones, Eva Mendes, and now Olivia Wilde. [Looks at Jason Sudeikis's face]. So he has a monster dong or something?

You sure it wasn't Peggy Olsen?

Oh, the lengths Hollywood will go to never cast an Asian male in a lead role.