I could have had your balls.
(I wish had your balls in me.)
Ballin in the Jack
My balls are gonna fall, ballin in the jack
You had my balls, inside of your hand
And you stroked them, with your feet

"Remember? From before?"

Ahhhh, Timecop. Because it's not at all uncomfortable to think you are watching a time-travel/action flick with your parents only to have a 20 second flat out porno love scene.

From Nichols Cage's 8mm correct?

If you walk around Toronto for like 10 minutes you'll probably knock off 200 movies or so.

You know… he doesn't seem that far off from attempting a Will Smith trajectory. He started with a sitcom, releases a few rap albums, mixes in some small serious acting parts, then he semi-seriously campaigns for the lead role in a super-hero movie. The difference, of course, is that Will Smith was wildly successful…

Donald Glover is becoming the black James Franco. 

…if that is the actual letter, you can clearly make out the phone number.

This is everything I know how to do font-related on avclub. Please love me.

Fuck off, Kirk Cameron.

I have literally never cared about a song's Billboard ranking, but if "Get Lucky" doesn't hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, it will probably be the first time I'd be utterly shocked at a song not hitting #1. It's one of those rare songs (Rolling in the Deep, Hey Ya!), where the very first time you hear it you know it's…

So Offerman is a confirmed out-and-out alcoholic, right?

Hmmm…. someone needs to make a gimmick account that does nothing else than randomly post the most "liked" comment on a random yahoo article.

Rumor has it that Fried Green Tomatoes was the single reason an 'internet' was created, so we could all get together and say how much we hate this hyphenated-named freak.

After reading the comments that get thumbed up most on Yahoo or Gawker, I often want to quit whatever it is I am doing as well.

The AV Club

Thanks O-SHARK-A!

I tend to agree - I've tried to make it through a few "The Asylum" movies in the past, and the whole "so bad its good thing" really can't holdup for 90 minutes. The movies are dumb, but so consistently dumb that the laughter dries up pretty quickly. Its monotonous.

The Sharkhatten Project.

This is SO fake. The chainsaw should have overheated after like, 10 seconds, max.