I think you mean Lake Flaccid.

"We're here through Bobby Kennedy, Tricky Dick Nixon, Ronnie "The
Unionbuster" Reagan and half a dozen other sons-a-bitches. We'll be here
through your weak bullshit, no problem! Hell, now that I think about it, we've been here through an alien invasion that exterminated most of the world's population and decimated…

*Instantly misremembers Craig J. Clark quote as "Welcome to Dearf"

So though I love the original movie (90s pre-teen nostalgia), is there any remote clarity regarding what state the world was left in? How many were supposed to have died, billions? Are all the major cities still sitting under the massive wrecks of the spaceships that were hovering above them (and shot down) at the end…

So, OK, this is the funniest avclub comment I have read this year. Jesus.

I think they have 4 Golden Globes between the two of them.

I remember Sim0ne as the symbolic beginning of Pacino's and De Niro's 2000s dedication to making shit movies, hitting a pinnacle when they acted together in Righteous Kill. De Niro came out of the muck with his great performance in Silver Linings Playbook, and Pacino to an extent with his HBO roles as Kevorkian and…

Tagline for this movie: "Before I Die, I'ma fuck me a phone!"

"That so many of us are referencing it is in a way more a testimony that her action has been successful than anything else."

This or 1 or 2 others really needs to win it. Not sure how the obvious boob joke one is racking up the likes, but oh well. Early = win.

The sandwich bandit strikes again!

Marketing Exec: *Sprays coffee out of mouth.* Then have WE got a SHOW for YOU!

Well now CNN just confirmed it so I'm assuming it can't be true.

I remember the first time someone pointed out to me the spelling of Men's Wearhouse. To this day I still can't get over how stupid it is to call a company that. It's like the Will.I.Am of company names.

I'm not sure whether to flag this or laugh at it.

Hey The Onion, maybe you guys can give Sandra some tips on what things to call Quvenzhane Wallace.

"Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat."

He pronounced it the correct way.

You shouldn't laugh at people with Bipolar disorder.

"Don't stare! If you ignore the red arrow he will go away."