As an extended Portlandia sketch, I kind of enjoy this video.

At 11:37 PM Eastern Standard Time, Google became… self-conscious.

"It should be noted that the level of piracy here"

Wow yeah SNL also felt like the one major WTF? on the list, first for being on  the list at all, then for being so high.

WHERE'S FIREFLY?

It's easier for me to get over an actor being a scientologist than it is for one who clearly is a scientologist but publicy denies it and says stuff like "I am a student of all religions." Douchechills.

There appears to be poor marketing happening.

Sounds like Will Smith's career was a guest at the Red Wedding amirite?

[APPROACHES CLARK, JOINED WITH REST OF AVCLUB COMMENTARIAT].

[THROWS DOWN MY CHAIN NECKLACE]

It's weird, but in my mind he also got "unlucky" in the sense that he did so many commercials that became somewhat famous. I know most actors do some commercial work in their early years, but he stands out as an established "commercial actor" and for whatever odd reasons I imagine that may actually be a negative for…

It's hard to say with any certainty on this type of question. I'd go ahead and say that without Johnny Depp, the POTC franchise doesn't even begin to approach 4 billion in sales (or 5 films for that matter, unprecedented).

Looks like this was the last part of his Heath ledger.

This trailer is perplexing. If you were interested in seeing the film, you are likely to be pretty angry with the trailer apparently giving away the first 80% of the film.

Buh buh buh Baney and the Jets. 

"Bringing together all the best quotes."

That is the worst comment I've ever read.

Reading through nearly all of the comments has offered me a master class regarding the perils of sorting by 'best rating'. I thought Todd's review was fair and really not overly critical, and is also more or less similar to other professional critics early reviews (ranging from "total mess" to "good but not nearly as…

Marry me!

Let us revel in Bernice Juach's fun filled Tuesday morning: