I find I can take her in bits and Reese's pieces.

Beads!

I disagree - based on this schedule, the CW is continuing to treat me like an asshole

Twitter - Helping you hate celebrities you would have once simply been indifferent to.

Bleeps.

Liter! Haha, you're not American! We only use that word for soda! Loser!

Yes but does it identify spoiler alerts?

Also "Family doesn't like Gob."

Her?

That's interesting - so Michael responding "her?" to Tobias saying Steve Holt is a "her" constitutes the beginning of the joke?

And today you have succeeded in life.

OK, so other than the picture above, where else were there changes made? Because for the life of me those two images look more or less like the same exact thing.

I cant tell if your comment is serious or not. 

This movie has a special place in my heart for the ending scene alone…

“There are moments where I almost wish there were a laugh track, so I’d know at what points the show would like me to have a strong reaction to something.”

I've been regularly buying the Brooklyn Brewery mixpack (4x Lager, 2x Pilsner, 2xBrown Ale, 2x Pennant Ale, 2x Pale Ale), and it really has been something of a revelation in my beer life. They are all delicious, but the quiet winner is the Brooklyn Pilsner.

Super Hero I You Someone Eat It

The S.H.I.E.L.D show reminds me of the old SNL bit about the "Pizza Place" spinoff from "Two Guys and a Girl…", i.e. its taking by far the least interesting aspect of the Avengers films, taking away any of the actors that made it mildly interesting, and giving us an Agent Phil Coulson show.

*ejaculates on keyboard.

He said some wonderful things.