"and cybering the night away."

Yeah I thought this thread needed a second, less-funny human shield joke, so here you go.

For the record, I was also just "entertaining" when I attempted to use my wife as a human shield.

Exactly - it's "Girls doesn't".

So how long until Prince sues you guys?

… old sport.

That's funny, those terms are also what a young Karl Rove listed as major life goals.

I want this to win just so they have to awkwardly identify it as the caption contest winner.

"Tom? Jay Gatsby here. How many fucking times have I asked you to turn that green light off at night?"

No, but there is a prostitute character in it named "5 Dollar Foot Long".

First John Carter, now Big Hero 6? Wow, Disney, don't use up all the most famous franchises at once.

Well, that they do that and I are gay, and we live in Alabama…

I actually love that they do that.

Pretty standard small-cable station strategy:

Hey so why in the hell are there now "sponsored posts" that are clearly put within your regular content sections? And why is commenting turned off? I am not some anti-advertising type and an open to new forms on the internet, but I am perplexed that anyone at the AVClub would think their readership would respond…

For some reason I just imagined Nolan turning Caine upside down and spinning him on his head, then intently watching him as he goes around and around.

Caine: "Master McConaughey, remember what your father told you? Why do we put on our shirts?'

His publicist continues: "AraabMuzik is alive and well, living happily in the year 1885 these past few months."

"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

Yeah, sure they can get Patrick Duffy to do it, but how are they gonna get….. Jesus nobody from this show went on to anything.