Calm down puppy! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

"There’s still not a whole lot of solid information as to why Weezy started having seizures in the first place."

Does she have the same publicist as Michelle Shocked?

Beat me to it. It's like right out of a David Foster Wallace novel.

There is a typo in this article because you wrote there is a place called the KFC Yum! Center and that can't be possible.

What buying group still purchases a physical CD? I'm not sure I've seen anyone open up a jewel case in 5 years. Hell there is nothing in my house that will even play a cd - maybe my xbox?

It is so, so hard for a late-night TV outsider to understand what difference any of this makes. 

“When they stop Prop 8 and force priests at gunpoint to marry gays, it
will be the downfall of civilization, and Jesus will come back.”
Nothing wrong with that.

"It’s pulled out Pete’s Dragon, the widely tolerated, 1977
live-action/animated film about an orphan, a cartoon dragon, and a town
full of weird fishermen, aging comedians." I'm trying to figure out what your goal was with your interesting comma usage here - and I figured it out, you sly dog. It's a poem!

Tom Wolfe fucked up The Bonfire of the Vanities well before it ever became a movie.

What a nice story, and a stark contrast of how much things have changed. Take World War Z - the film rights were optioned well before the book was close to being written, and later the script was written in a story that barely resembles the book.

No - the Ewoks are notoriously heavy drinkers and over time have thinned all midi-chlorions out of their blood.

Shut up and get back in the bear suit.

"The Reformed Bigot" (season 3, episode 34)"

MacGyver is so clever - like when Bigfoot (Bigfoot!!!) is charging him, MacGyver simply picks up a derooted tree strump and lets Bigfoot run right into it!!! I woulda never thoughta that.

Herzog voiceover" "What is artistically powerful as Bond slides into the casino is the way women raise their eyes in grip, how the deep maroon carpet is not just a platform but worships at his feet. The bartender, as he takes Bond's order, is first shaken, then stirred, the concepts of heterosexuality melting away to…

"All senior citizens should choose Jedi life alert."

The real reason why BSA's stance is such a travesty - the BSA is very quickly becoming solely made up of people (parents) who are discriminatory towards homosexuals, as the other half simply will no longer let our children be involved. I was a cub scout in my youth, and I honestly had a very positive experience. The…

And they have one black priest who has a few lines per episode. 

Are you sure you're not an owl?