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Bernice Juach
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What was up with the DeNiro acceptance speech?
This was another cringe-worthy moment. It went from making some harsh jokes to then what seemed like an outright mocking of the HFPA. This after the audience was almost entirely silent during Matt Damon's comedic intro (which I actually found funny). Talk about an

Does the character Jerry Seinfeld not drink alcohol? This episode always confused me as to why Jerry wouldn't order a cocktail or a beer or something - the ordering of cranberry juice is odd. Then I thought to other episodes - even when they are getting the woman with the toys to fall asleep on turkey and red wine, I

I did a double-take when I saw the 4 million. It had not-terrible reviews and a considerable amount of advertising - I was thinking 20 mil, easy. I think this just further reflects the skepticism of the public when it comes to any SNL movie at this point.

Sorry, wrong
The remastered VHS tapes released in the 90s were the last ever release of Star Wars to the general public. Thats what they said.

Its Ok but
You really dont need to see Clueless before you die.

What is a "script concern" exacty?
I'm guessing generally go something like this:

Im confused
Isnt this already a fiasco? Do they think they will lose more face if they cancel it? The whole thing is a joke.

If this were live action
I'd actually be looking forward to it.

Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie
Its just not working for me. She looks like a child.

The best part of the episode
The look on the soldier's faces when they are slowly coming to terms with the Fact that Basilone just staved off (what appears to be) 100+ soldiers, all by himself. It was a "Did that really just happen?" moment, but without all the ridiculous frills that Hollywood normally puts in. No

He should get a job as a history museum curator
Because, ya know, its easy and you dont have to know anything about history.

yes, yes, you got to the heart of what I was saying.

What is interesting about these FF discussions
… and Im not just talking avclub, but gamefaqs boards, anywhere, is the discussions of what were the best games of FF and the worst seem to really have no common trend. You could argue FF7 comes up the most often as people's favorite, but really, its all over the place.

Most big name comedians do 75-150 (to much higher in some cases). While I agree that its too expensive, this price isnt out of the norm.

More money = better than
This guy can send all the emails he wants, but he can't get past this simple fact of life. Am I saying Transformers 2 is better than The Godfather? Yes.

oooh Im so excited
We can all talk about how much we love Conan and how great he is… then not actually go to any of the shows and watch a couple funny 3 minute bits of it on youtube a week after the fact.

I jate Hay Leno
Understood?

Its like a combination of John Q and… quick, think of some other bad movie.

I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski.

I hope he performs the Funky Penguin. Or maybe the Baby Isaac.