Hmmm - the review seems OK, but also says the book goes "badly off the rails" then proceeds to tear it up.

I did make it up, I'm a writer for Family Guy.

This is about as succesful as the WNBA
And, at the top of the second half, it's 16 to nine. Easton leads the scoring with four. And that's why she commands $7,000 a year. These gals sure do make it look difficult. But is having this minor skill worth being so unattractive? That's for the fan to decide.

Don't you mean nth "season" of Entourage?
Unless of course you are British, in which case series still doesn't make sense.

Is it possible to have cancer and aids at the same time?

Right, but in that case there was some court order. In this case one side made a request, Amazon honored it, then proceeded to remove the purchased books from kindles. Does Amazon have a legal basis for doing this?

As simple as this sounds, I'm not sure I understand
Everything is legally A-OK for amazon to go on in to your kindle and remove property you own?

So thats not the budget of the film, then.

Plus I wouldnt be surprised if the insurance for the film (ie lawsuit defense) was in the realm of 20-30 million.

I dont think distribution (or advertising for that matter) are included in the stated film budget.

SBC's base salary must be built in, otherwise the number makes no sense.

Where does Harry Potter fit in with the male 22-32 demographic?
I normally get excited for positively reviewed summer blockbusters, but I really couldn't care less about this. Are these numbers being carried by children + parents, or am I just weird?

Oooh I hope they get Will Smiff and Rene zellweger. Maybe even Ellen Degeneres! This is joyous news!

Just change the lyrics -

THUNDER, na na na na nanana nana
My wedding party was introduced while ACDC's Thunderstruck started playing, a last minute decision by me. I'm not sure there could be a more perfect song for intros - I had about 200 people at the wedding, all ages, and that song got the place rockin.

I'll throw this out there: 30 Rock is formulaic in it's own way. I'm surprised at all the writing noms.

Remember "Cletus VanDamme"? That was awesome.

No, dont fuck you Dr. Robuttnik. Your one of the good ones. And I have seen lost, and not just an occasional episode.

Yeah - the fact that I have the goddamned word "first" in the post fucked me. But you know what? Fuck you all, I hate when people put in caveats saying its not a firstie attempt, and I hate myself for explaining it. Fuck all this firstie bullshit. And fuck Lost. And fuck all the nominees for outstanding host.

Of all the things to slam about SNL, Timberlake should be dead last.