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Zodiac, read this article
Hopefully ole ZMF will read this, so he can start saying "Noel Big Headed Bitchass Murray".

JK Scroogin'
Jockeys only have one speed: horse!

ZMF, now that you mention the Dudleys, it makes that last episode rule even more. Nice.

Word to a fellow Lafayette person. I grew up there, too, but live in Austin now. Represent the LAF, Isis. I still have family over there.

These guys aren't funny
Let's end this charade. These two aren't funny, and their show isn't funny. Putting on ugly wigs and making stupid faces isn't comedy. Can you all stop pretending that they are funny? I know you like to look like you're in on the joke, but you just look dumb.

Forget weenie Morris. If Tony can come back from the dead, then they need to bring back Curtis. Sure, Jack shot him in the head, but he's a tough SOB, right?

I didn't get it, but I assumed that there was no joke. The actual joke being that they were trying to find one when there wasn't one.

So when you drink it…?
The packaging promises a radical new kind of cola unlike anything attempted before. However, when you buy it and actually taste it, it's really just the same old crap you've always had, but even flatter. Not only that, but because you were so primed for something new, it's all the more…

Tim can be funny.
Well, I'll be. Tim Heidecker can actually be funny. So long as he's not acting in, speaking in, mugging for, writing, or otherwise appearing in the thing with which he's associated.

You guys are missing the point…
I'm seeing a lot of nitpicky comments here. "Wah, wah, how did alternate-future-Ando use his powers to fight Hiro?" "Wah, wah, running fast doesn't let you travel through time!" And so forth…

O'Neal, I'm glad you'll be coming back. Your reviews made me laugh out loud, and y ou came up with some great nicknames for the characters. (Not that I disliked Steve, mind you.)

No love at all for Eugene?
I harbor no delusions about his chances, but am I the only one that kinda likes Eugene? He seems like a cool guy with a lot of homemade ability. I think with some formal training, he could kick some real ass, but even without, it's cool that he can do what he does just on what he's taught…

Yeah, I'm getting pretty tired of Ariane's self-identification as being one of three things: married, mother, old. Get over it.

Personally, it's not that this stuff is supposed to taste like meat, because it doesn't. No way that the Morningstar patties (which are delicious, and which I do buy in bulk from CostCo) would ever pass for real sausage, but that's not the point. The point is that it gives vegetarians more choices in what to eat. …

Not only is his name "Nacho," I saw the dude stuff like 20 marshmallows in his mouth at once in a contest of pride. This was just before Fantastic Fest here in beautiful Austin, Texas at the amazing Alamo Drafthouse cinema.

As a fat vegetarian (okay, former vegetarian, I eat fish now), I can say that Morningstar does make a decent fake-bacon. The trouble with it is, though, that it's all crunch, sorta like a potato chip, rather than having a little give like real bacon does. But it does have a good flavor, and makes for a decent "B"LT.…

I'm pretty happy that I'm not the only one that finds it hilarious every time I see "Dildo Beach Club". I mean, that second "I" is barely visible!

The poor children
I remember watching one of the specials about these nuts building their house/compound. Every kid was looking for privacy and their own space. It's so sad.

Didn't O'Neal call him "Mohinderfly" or something as a nod to Goldblum? That's what I think of when I see him.