No, she hasn't. That looks awful.

I was shocked and delighted to see both Con Air and Face/Off on this list. Those are easily two of my favorite action movies. Dumb, convoluted plots? Yes. Awesome nonetheless? Hell, yes.

Waaaaah, oh, Zoi….
Surely I'm not the only one who was tired of Jennifer's whining about Zoi before this episode even started, right? If I hear another "I'm doin' it for her" or "Greek as a tribute to my girl" I think my eyes will roll out of their sockets. I was tired of it when it was her indignation for the…

Most canned beans have some sort of meatstuff in them (which I learned when I became vegetarian). Usually, black bean products are made without meat, though. But when you do refried, there's usually beef lard in them. And when it comes to baked beans, there's the aforementioned pork bit, but also usually some stock…

As a kid, Plinko was my favorite, but now that I'm an adult, I don't care for the more random nature of it. Now, that mountain climber game is my favorite. It's just awesome at building suspense.

The superset containing odd and even numbers contains everything, yet the sets themselves are mutually exclusive. A number can never be both odd and even. In the same way, the superset of people who like fries and people who don't like fries contains every human, yet no one person can belong to both.

It's totally true that most chefs have no clue when it comes to vegetarian food. I used to work at a pretty fancy hotel, and the vegetarian "option" was some cooked vegetables stuffed in a pastry with marinara sauce. It was awful. The few folks that seem to know what they're doing have to make it a specialty for…

Ah, but, you see, Human Giant is actually funny, while Whitest Kids is totally moronic and boring.

Sheena
I love it when he calls Kate "Sheena."

Hipster Douchebags
Screw you guys. Even your financial analyst looks cool, and I'll admit, a little sexy. And this is coming from a heterosexual male. Gah, can you guys send me whatever pills you took that made you geeks become cool? I'm 28, and I'm still waiting for it to happen.

Awful
Man, that list was even more awful than the pop chart list back in December. Just about everything on that list sounded just awful. What's wrong with people?

I agree, the video really enhanced this feature. Please create more videos of our beloved AV Club offices. The AV Club break room seems exactly as both cool and drab as I expected. Can I moonlight in the Austin branch? I just want to be one of the cool kids for once.

Why ruin a good thing?
The adorable sweetness of Ellen Page and Parker Posey left a delightful taste in my eyes, only for the gummy licorice/cold hot dog sensation of the Braff at the end.

The Cliches
The "game show" bit was a lame concept, but it was saved by Keenan's readings of "What that bitch talkin' about?" and "Who that bitch think she is?" Honestly, I laughed every time he said it in a different way.

For what it's worth, the stomach staple didn't stick for my aunt either. Granted, she's thinner than she was at her very large worst, but she's gained a good part of it back, too.

Not sure that it's her being snooty, but her actually succeeding at something. I think it's more success-envy than her being arrogant.

Her and Mother Teresa
I don't know. They do seem pretty similar. Both seem to be hypocrites that talk about big ideals while living a life that is wholly devoid of them. They both also seem to suffer from a firmly-rooted hatred of individual humans and humanity as a whole. They both also have far more fame and…

Government
What I liked about this one, which wasn't covered in the low flow toilet episode, was Bill's role as the non-thinking sheep. The moronic idea behind banning stuff like trans fat is so government can be our parents and tell us what's best.

Jawsus
By the way, this kid has a following of haters. They generally make fun of his teeth and call him "Jawsus."

NEW BABY PHOTOS!
How much did the AV Club have to pay to get the FIRST AND EXCLUSIVE SHOTS of Scott Tobias' new baby?