*takes off mask* I am a woman.

I told myself I wouldn't cry!

That song always makes me tear up.

You are The Quirk? I hope you are still here!

You are one of my favorite Pokemon.

I will miss looking at your cube, fellow Star Trek avatar fan.

Burl, will you still be here? Please never leave.

Aw, I am watching the last season before it leaves Netflix.

See, this is particular parts of Brooklyn. The part of Brooklyn I live in will never be cool because it is far away from everything.

There are enough Confederate flags here that it technically happened. There is a lane in about the center of the island unofficially called the mason-dixon lane.

The way I look, no Nazi would want to hug me. It is easy to say that when you are White.

White Josh is in this show too! Bless.

Enjoy yourself! If she is cooking for you she likes you.

I just bought avocados that were 5 for 5 dollars. Avocados are not diamonds, which we, of course, are also murdering.

I was exactly eleven years old.

You don't fuck where you eat.

Yes! Team Tasha!

I know a fuckboy when I see one, and I knew that what Lawrence was.

He reminds me of the politicians I worked with in Staten Island. I can smell the cologne that smells like burning action figures from my screen.

He looks like his mom.