There are other places the penis could be.

A third nacelle then.

No sir. I expect a certain kind of intelligence from spacefaring lizards and far more than 13% of Americans fall well below it.

Only the first one. I'm not that bothered by the others to be honest.

Kenya is in space?

I mostly know him from Trick R Treat 2.

It's historical fiction, yo.

You misspelled glistening.

Good for short term ratings, but bad in the long term.

Her hair-animal is getting aggressive again.

"I am soooo getting away with this right now."

Sixteen and Dance Mom?

As in all things, 30 Rock can tell you what you need to know.

I thought that was Alice in Wonderland.

I don't know, the original article just says "The new project would focus on the realm of the Genies and reveal how Aladdin's Genie ended up enslaved in the lamp," which doesn't necessarily mean the whole film takes place in some completely magical world.

I demand magic scarabs.

We all know you're pretty messy.

Hire George Soros, just for shits and giggles.

Finally I can do all my lute shopping in a single store!

My understanding is that symbology refers to a far less literal usage of the word symbol. Syntax studies how we create symbols and give them explicit meaning in a language. Symbology studies the use of symbolism in art and as such traffics in implicit cultural associations. I don't think there can ever be a "correct"…