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The correct word is "syntax" not "nomenclature".

I'm sure they have an exciting and original vision for each and every one.

No. If it doesn't have Xenu in it, I didn't write it.

Maybe it springs back?

How did they know about my secret fantasies?

I'm willing to help them make the jump to martyr.

Game of Thrones never even finished filming its pilot and then recast some roles and reshot almost the entire(ly rewritten) first episode a year later.

I think you mean Norse mythology fan fiction fan fiction.

What's a chimpan-a?

I remember finding some Duff beer in Germany. I guess it was counterfeit.

Then things go wrong and the firm has to issue a scrotal recall.

Sounds like an excessive show














OF COCK!

I thought it was a torpedo filled with sharks.

Maybe he could dress up as a shark?

I would prefer a Pedonado

Case closed.

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As long as you never sit on the toilet you can still escape.

Too quick. Might I suggest belt sanders?

I'm rooting for a pyrrhic victory.