Whenever I flip to it I wake up the next morning with no memory of what I watched.

AV Club announces digital over-the-air channels exist

She can rant against socialized ghostbusting.

It's true, we don't get free phones in Canada.

Until then I want a special primary between Cruz and Walker to determine which is the ugliest and greasiest candidate.

Some of those people are funny.

That's good, because Ted Cruz is a Canadian guy who always plays an American guy.

I think we've forgotten a lot of bad generic ones. I'd say there are fewer good big movies these days, and you don't get as many straight-forward dramas with big star power and major studio backing anymore, but good movies are still getting made. You might have to look further for them than you used to.

tenteen, eleventeen, twelveteen, thirteenteen…

Nobody said they could count past 19. They're waiting until their next child to learn what number comes after.

19 Kids and Counting is that-a-way.

Don't show them onscreen together; it's a trap.

I suspect Abraham Riesman had it right with this:

I saw Inside Out. Had a good cry.

Terminator Genisys: Y Don't You Lyke Me?

Yeah, I can count the films I saw twice in theaters on one hand, and I've now seen Fury Road five times. Maybe I need other sources of adrenaline in my life.

You know what people love? Novelty taxes. Brightly colored taxes, taxes that are bigger than normal taxes, noisemaker taxes, taxes with sexy ladies on them…

Go swimming in pizza?

First they just sealed air. Then they diversified by sealing other, valuable things along with the air. Truly a company that has lost its way.

I thought that market was dominated by Loose Unpackaged Air Corp.