No they sell little pieces of Air with a seal of authenticity.

Just think of all the other things you can seal air into… nope, I got nothing.

I loved it… maybe half ironically? Basically whenever it was being non-sense I was content to laugh incredulously at it, while still appreciating what I think it was trying to do.

It takes more than a fuckton of heroin to knock off ole PeDo.

Ya got me there partner.

Didn't you hear? Words don't mean anything anymore.

Being a serial rapist really takes a toll.

That's decksual assault!

It's good of Blaze commenters to typeset their own foaming at the mouth.

And then we find out Tatiana Maslany played all the sensates.

Hard to believe we had two shows end seasons in Iceland to Sigur Ros, but both this and Orphan Black did it only a few weeks apart.

His voice makes him sound unhealthy.

She's too busy.

They've got incest from every section of the consent spectrum.

I hope the Nietzsche family is getting crazy royalties off this franchise.

Will there be naughty words on Beats2?

Will there be other kinds of giant animals too?

I was hoping for an isthmus.

A mugging turned double homicide? I thought this giant ape movie was going to be PLAUSIBLE!

Happy Canada Day, he's yours now suckers.